First Joke.

Thanks to your Aunt Manda, you've now learned your first joke. "What kind of a phone does a turtle use?" - "A shell phone!" Only to hear you tell it is so much funnier. Whenever we're in public, you usually try it out on complete strangers. Your version goes something like this:

Anna: What kind of a turtle, no what kind turt - no, what kind of a, wait, what is it mom?" Oh yeah, what kind of a phone does a turtle have?"

Complete stranger: "Um, I have no idea."

Anna: Laughing hysterically, "A CELL PHONE! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Me: "Uh, honey? It's actually a "shell phone," remember?"

Anna: "Oh, yeah! (still giggling) A shell phone! Isn't it funny? Do I crack you up?"