Our Amazing Grace

For several months, the topic of death has been an ongoing subject in our home. It started with the endless cadre of wimpy goldfish, then after moving on to turtles, we learned they apparently lack immune systems, as well.

Initially, you were saddened by this constant loss of life in our home so I did what was expected. I explained they were happy as ever now that they were in heaven with God. Which led to, where is heaven? Is it in the dirt? . . .

Well, it's sort of where God lives. [Trying desperately to avoid pointing to the clouds]

But doesn't He live in my heart?

Uh, yeah, but heaven is also considered God's home, too. He lives everywhere, you know?

Does he live in my tummy, too?

Um, well, yes. Sure! He lives in your tummy, too.

Very long, puzzled pause . . . then, sheer excitement swept your face:

Is there a turtle in my tummy?!